Dear President Trump,
I realize you don’t care and will never know, but the day rather got away from me so this is going to be short.
Rather than launching into a substantive topic about one of the many ways you and your administration are screwing things up for the vast majority of the earth’s inhabitants, I think today I just want to address a particularly annoying logic-fail you and your team keep making. The idea that you would somehow feel vindicated in claiming that President Obama wiretapped you when you were a candidate by the information that Nunes disclosed about communications between your campaign and Russian people (not sure exactly who at this point) having been swept up by routine surveillance of the Russians makes no sense at all. This means that you and other Americans working for you were not wiretapped. The communications were discovered because the Russians were wiretapped (or whatever technology was actually used), not you. Monitoring the Russians’ communications is fair game and what Nunes was saying he learned from people at the White House, who apparently learned it from the CIA and/or the FBI, is that some of you all were found to have been talking with those Russians under surveillance. It’s beyond me how you think this supports your wiretap case and it’s beyond me why you keep harping on it since it actually seems potentially quite damning for you all.
And, you haven’t made much sense at all to me all along, so really, why should this be any different.
I guess we are actually quite fortunate that you all can’t logic your way out of a hat since it probably means we’ll figure out what happened pretty soon here.
In the meantime, you still need as many blessings you can get, even if some of them are from someone who desperately wants you out of office.
May you be safe.
May you be happy.
May you be healthy.
May your life unfold and intersect peacefully.